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#1 ZonFire99

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:15 PM

The New 2012 Ford/Renault

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Cli-taurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have
kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:55 PM

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 08:30 AM

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 05:00 PM

I've always liked comparing women to cars and vise versa. Take Jessica Alba and Megan Fox for instance. Jessica Alba is nice - like a brand new BMW 7 Series is nice. She is elegant, she is expensive, and if your buddies saw you out with her, they would probably think you were doing alright for yourself.

On the other hand, Megan Fox is more like a Bugatti, but a rental Bugatti. You know you probably are not the first in there and you know you will definitely not be the last. And I mean sure... its a little bit dirty, the seat in the back probably smells like cum, it carries a few dings here and there and whole hell of a lot of miles on her. But it's still pretty fucking sexy and you still want all of your buddies to see you in it. And the best thing about it - you could let a buddy ride in it and not worry too much about it.

Tomorrow I'll explain why Kaaaaat is like a Greyhound Bus pass.

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